Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Three-word funny

This was another in-class writing assignment; it's a game, really. You take three letters and try to make up something funny with a phrase or something using those three letters. For this assignment, though, we had a series – taken from license plates – and were supposed to make up a dialog between "Fred and Ginger." This was the series:

RTS
ERM
TOC
BSS
GTI
EGD
SSA
WAY

Here's the better of the two dialogs I wrote.

Fred: Run the saw.
Ginger: Eeeww! Really? Me?
Fred: Take on challenges.
Ginger: But saws splatter.
Fred: Got to innovate.
Ginger: Elegant gross dismemberment.
Fred: See, splatter's amazing.
Ginger: Wow! Awesome! Yes!

1 comment:

  1. Ginger: Ready to swing?

    Fred: Ever ready m'dear!

    G: Take on couples!

    F: But slowly Sweetie.

    G: Got to initiate...

    F: Easy...gentle, Dear.

    G: Suppose she's available?

    F: Worried about you.

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