Three-word funny

This was another in-class writing assignment; it's a game, really. You take three letters and try to make up something funny with a phrase or something using those three letters. For this assignment, though, we had a series – taken from license plates – and were supposed to make up a dialog between "Fred and Ginger." This was the series:

RTS
ERM
TOC
BSS
GTI
EGD
SSA
WAY

Here's the better of the two dialogs I wrote.

Fred: Run the saw.
Ginger: Eeeww! Really? Me?
Fred: Take on challenges.
Ginger: But saws splatter.
Fred: Got to innovate.
Ginger: Elegant gross dismemberment.
Fred: See, splatter's amazing.
Ginger: Wow! Awesome! Yes!