Saturday, May 27, 2006

Things to do before I die

  1. Perform standup comedy
  2. Skydive
  3. Tell X that I've always loved her
  4. Delete blog
  5. Research the effectiveness of self-inflicted handgun wounds vs. shotgun wounds
  6. Purchase appropriately
  7. Drive to the most beautiful place I know
  8. Watch the sun rise

1 comment:

  1. Things to do before I die:

    1. Scream out "help!"

    *Note: Very important to do this immediately before death.

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