Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I used to date a midget

She was quite short, barely more than waist high.
She asked me out first. I don't know who put her up to it.
But after a while we didn't get along very well anymore. She was always sticking her nose in my business.
She said our relationship left a bad taste in her mouth.
But I'm not bitter.


  1. I am dying over here.

    How many times (as a short girl) have I said, "I've had it up to here (motioning to my chin) and I'm not going to take his sh*t anymore."

    Thanks. Best post of the day.

  2. That's good. I'm totally gonna steal "I've had it up to here" for the show tomorrow night. ;)


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