Monday, September 25, 2006

Why George W. Bush isn't the devil

The president of Venezuela made a speech at the United Nations and called George W. Bush the Devil. That's ridiculous. George W. Bush is nothing like the Devil. First of all, the Devil's probably pretty smart. He can probably also pronounce the word "nuclear." Otherwise, Satan would be saying things like, [death grunt] "WE NEED MORE NUCELER WEAPONS!"

And all the demons would be like, [snickering] "He said 'nuceler.' Make him say it again. Shut up! Shh!") [innocently] "What kind of weapons, Master?"

"NUCELER ONES!"

[Innocently] "Nuclear ones, Master?"

"YES, NUCELER ONES!"

[More snickering.]

And when you look at the things the Devil does, he has nothing in common with George Bush. Because what does the Devil do? He lies, he starts wars, he wants to torture… people. [pause] Naw, it's probably just a coincidence.

2 comments:

  1. Mom once called me Satan's Spawn. George Bush is my daddy.

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