Tuesday, October 10, 2006

How I became a Mormon (in verse, with apologies to Bob Dylan)

God said to kurinbo, "Join my church, son."

Kuri said, "Man, you must be putting me on."

God say, "No." Kuri say, "What?"

God say, "You can do what you want kuri, but

The next time you see me comin', you better run."

Well Kuri says, "Where do you want this joinin' done?"

God says, "Over in LDS Ward Number One."


  1. Please do this in a nasal audio post.

  2. That was good! I could hear Dylan singing it as only he could (not to say that you couldn’t do equal justce, well…maybe not ‘equal,’ but you know what I mean).

  3. Mist1,
    I would do a podcast, but I've seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" so many times that pods really scare me.

    Thanks. That voice was in my head when I wrote that. (Keeping company with the other voices in my head.)


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