Coming soon to a theater near you: RoboJesus!

OK, so rumor has it that Paul Verhoeven, director of classics such as Showgirls, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers, Total Recall, and, of course, RoboCop, wants to make a movie about Jesus.

Thanks to my Hollywood insider connections, I was able to obtain a copy of a draft movie poster for this exciting new project.

Coming soon to a theater near you, it's...

RoboJesus!



I can hardly wait.