I imagine that the only words I'd say in front of Jesus Christ would probably be "Thank you," "I'm sorry," and "Yes, sir." Other than that, I expect I would shut up and listen -- you know, what with Him being the Almighty Creator of the universe and all.
Oh, I forgot one. I'd also say, "Let's watch TV," because I've spent all these years in Church being told that I should be concerned about what shows I'd watch if the Savior were with me, so I guess He expects to watch TV any time He visits.
Oh, and I'd also say, "Excuse me while I go change my clothes," because I've also been taught that it would make me uncomfortable if I wasn't wearing a suit and tie when I met him. Although I don't actually own a suit anymore (Yay self-employment!), so I guess really I'd have to say, "Excuse me while I go buy a suit." And since I can't really buy suits off the rack (not much selection in a 50 extra-long), I'd also need to say, "Could you come back in a week or 10 days after the alterations are done?" But then, I don't have money in my budget for a suit either, so I guess I'd also have to say, "Could you lend me a few hundred bucks?"
So if I were the Mighty and Powerful Guide, all anyone would be allowed to say on the forum would be:
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
- Yes, sir.
- Let's watch TV.
- Excuse me while I go buy a suit.
- Could you come back in a week or 10 days after the alterations are done?
- Could you lend me a few hundred bucks?