A friend of mine showed up at the beach one time with all his body hair shaved off. (His visible body hair, anyway.) I said, "What the hell did you do that for?"
He said because his girlfriend wanted him too.
"Your girlfriend wanted you to?"
"Yeah, man. She was always complaining about it."
"What if she wanted you to cut off your dick too, would you do that?"
"I don't think she'd like that very much."
"Why not, she already cut off your balls. Making you shave off your body hair. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Just how whipped are you? "
"Man, you should try it too. I'm not kidding. At least shave your back."
"Shave my back? Shave my back! Listen man, women beg to comb my back. They get in fights over who gets to braid my back. Shave my back! Look here. This is a man's body:
All right? A man's body has hair on it. And another thing, a man's belly button has lint in it."
"Oh my God."
"Hey, if you think that's impressive, you should see what I can pull out of my ass crack."