Wednesday, February 07, 2007

When astronauts attack!

By now probably everyone has heard of the astronaut gone wild. So what I want to talk about is not that news per se, but what we can learn from it, namely, an important difference between women and men. Here's a picture of the astronaut who flipped out (poor woman, and I mean that sincerely, and poor woman that she attacked too) in her heyday:

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She's actually quite good-looking (and no doubt quite intelligent too, being an astronaut and all). But here's her mug shot:

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And here's the difference between men and women: a lot of guys think she looks kinda hot in that second picture. Because men like crazy women. Seriously, tell a guy that there's a woman so wild about him that she would drive 1,000 miles wearing a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop to use the bathroom, just so she could pepper spray his girlfriend a little sooner, and I promise you he'll at least be intrigued, if he doesn't fall for her on the spot. Because men think that crazy chicks have crazy sex. And most guys want crazy sex. The trick, though, is to get lots of crazy sex without getting stuck with her wigging out on you and -- worst-case scenario -- maybe having her go all Lorena Bobbit on you or something.

Anyway, women don't think like that. They like saner men. Maybe it's just because guys look weird when they're crazy. This is easily illustrated with a few mug shots, because they show people at their craziest.

Carmen Electra: hot
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Mel Gibson: creepy
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Michelle Rodriguez: hot
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McCauly Culkin: creepy
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Nicole Richie: hot (if she gained a few pounds)
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Nick Nolte: WTF?
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See what I mean?

2 comments:

  1. I can't remember a time when I have found more enjoyment from a story about space and astronauts and NASA and stuff.

    I am a little bit crazy and I feel disappointed that I never applied for a job with NASA. Now they're going to be psych testing everyone and I don't stand a chance.

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  2. Psych tests are easy to fool; the "right" answers are obvious. I say this from experience.

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