"Find him, bind him, tie him to a pole, and break his fingers...

...to splinters, drag him to a hole, until he wakes up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of his grave..."

No, it's not Rudy Giuliani's reaction when he heard Fred Thompson would run for president, it's some lines from my new favorite song, "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by the Decemberists.