Friday, August 10, 2007

God's cosmic oven

A Japanese friend once explained to me how God created different races.

God decided to make people, so he used his cosmic oven to bake some.
The first batch came out dark brown. "Oops," said God, "overcooked 'em." Those were the first black people.
So God made a second batch. They came out hardly browned at all. "Oops," said God, "undercooked 'em." Those were the first white people.
So God made a third batch. They came out light brown. "Ah," said God, "just right." Those were the first Asian people.

1 comment:

  1. I've heard this same joke with "Those were the first Mexican people," as the last line.

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