Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Of human bondage

According to the Smoking Gun,

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.

The autopsy report lists the following clothing and personal effects:

Clothing: The decedent was wearing two (2) wet suits, one scuba diving mask, one pair of gloves, one pair of rubber underwear, two (2) ties, five (5) belts, eleven (11) straps

Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo

The dildo was found where you might expect.

It's sad when someone dies. It's sad to imagine a person perhaps struggling for many years with a fetish and the attendant guilt brought by his religion. It's sad to see everything a person accomplished in his life overwhelmed in the public mind by a sensational death.

On the other hand, though, it's funny as hell.

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