Bella is gonna die. (Not really.)
Bella complains and blushes. Edward has bronze hair. He hates Bella.
Edward is absent from school. Then he comes back. He has golden eyes. He doesn't hate Bella anymore.
Edward saves Bella's life with his Beautiful Vampire super powers. He won't explain how three times. He has golden eyes two times. Bella has a crush on Edward.
Edward ignores Bella. Then he stops ignoring her. Three boys ask Bella to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Edward asks Bella to go to Seattle with him and his golden honey colored gloriously intense eyes and his smoldering voice. She says yes.
Edward has a crooked smile and ocher-colored/golden eyes that that scorch/smolder/befuddle/burn. Edward ditches biology. Bella faints at the thought of blood. She is like so mature.
Here's my synopsis of Chapters 6 and 7 of Twilight, by Stephenie [sic] Meyer.
Chapter 6. Scary Stories
Bella goes to school the next day (Friday). She's embarrassed because she fainted. Edward isn't in school. Bella is engulfed in unstoppable gloom (I'm not making that up. Direct quote: "I couldn't stop the gloom that engulfed me") because she doesn't know when she'll see Edward again (probably Monday).
Bella is going to go to the beach with her new friends. She decides it might not be completely miserable. All the other girls are jealous because one of the Beautiful Vampires likes Bella.
The beach is pretty. Some of the kids walk over to look at tide pools. Bella manages not to fall in, although she does fall down in the woods a few times on the way back.
Some Indian kids from the Rez join Bella and her friends. A boy named Jacob notices Bella. Bella's dad knows Jacob's dad and bought Bella's truck from him. They talk about the truck.
Of course, Jacob immediately has a thing for
Bella tricks Jacob into telling her that the Beautiful Vampires aren't allowed on the Rez. Bella tries to allure him and smolder at him so he'll tell her more. It works. (Naturally.) Bella flirts with Jacob and leads him on to get information out of him, but it's OK because a) she's Bella and b) she kind of likes him as a friend.
Jacob tells her that Indians are werewolves and that the Beautiful Vampires are vampires but don't kill people. Bella and Jacob pretend that it's just a scary story (or is it?).
Chapter 7. Nightmare
Bella listens to a CD. She falls asleep and has a nightmare about Jacob the werewolf and Edward the Beautiful Vampire. Then she wakes up. Then she takes a shower. Then she eats cereal.
Bella looks up vampires on teh interwebs. None of the descriptions are exact matches to what Jacob told her and what she's seen.
Bella is annoyed. She goes for a walk alone in the woods, which no doubt is exactly what anyone would do if they suspected the area were crawling with werewolves and vampires. Bella sits down on a fallen tree to think. She's not sure if Edward and the Beautiful Vampires are actually vampires, but she's sure they're more than human.
Bella thinks about avoiding Edward, what with him probably being a vampire and all, but that idea grips her in a sudden agony of despair. (Yes, that's a direct quote: "I was gripped in a sudden agony of despair....") So she decides, in for a penny, in for a pound, because he has a voice, eyes, and a personality. All she wants is to be with Edward. Then she goes home and does her homework.
Monday is a sunny day. Bella goes to school. She talks with one of the five boys who has a thing for her and confuses him with big words. He asks her out. She blows him off by telling him that another girl likes him.
At lunch, none of the Beautiful Vampires are there. Bella is hit with crippling desolation. (Direct quote: "Desolation hit me with crippling strength.") She spirals downward in misery during the rest of lunch. After school, Bella goes home and mopes.
The next day, there are still no Beautiful Vampires in school, which painfully squashes the little sprouts of hope that keep budding in Bella's mind. After school, she leaves on a shopping trip with a couple of girls, which cheers her up exponentially.
(Seventeen more chapters to go. Pray for me.)
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