Good Reads/random Cool Sites (5/23/2009)

It was just another bad t-shirt, until some guy wrote a hilarious review at Amazon.com. Now people are competing to outdo one another in the hilarity of their reviews, and the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt is the number-one selling item in apparel at Amazon. I'm going to buy one and wear it ironically. To Wal-Mart. And buy pork rinds. (What are pork rinds, anyway?)
(H/t: murketing)

How your favorite sneakers got their names. Did you know that Chuck Taylor was on salary the whole time he worked for Converse and never got royalties for letting them use his name? Me neither.

Ordinary "supermax" prisons are obviously not secure enough for TERRORISTS, so Hunter has designed the world's first Super Extreme Maximum Security Prison.

Finally, small penises are a problem in India. One in five condoms falls off or tears during use, because "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimeters shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture." I guess they should start importing them from Japan. (Condoms, not penises.)