Thursday, August 27, 2009

Things I learned from my urinary tract infection

Things I've learned from my urinary tract infection:

1. Nobody (well, hardly anybody) likes to bleed, but there are certain parts of your body that you really don't want to see blood coming out of.

2. One of the most frightening sentences in the English language is, "My penis sure hurts when I urinate."

3. It's fun to take medicine that turns your pee bright orange.

1 comment:

  1. Val formerly of San Diego8/30/2009 2:22 PM

    I don't think blood is a good fluid to be seeing from certain body parts - EVER!

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