I want my old mail carrier back

I want my old mail carrier back. The new one never comes until 4:30. The old one used to bring the mail before noon every day -- usually before 11:00.

And she was really cute. It was always a pleasure to see her with her blond ponytail and her long, pretty, suntanned legs.

Sometimes you never realize how lucky you are to have something until it's gone. Sigh.