Monday, March 22, 2010

Tarot Randomizer Day 6: Two of Cups

Day Six (of Seven) of the Tarot Randomizer Group Creativity Experiment. (It's still not too late to join in.)

Today it's the Two of Cups. John posted two images, so I did two comic haiku.

Your cup is very

Fine, but I don't date boys with

Skirts shorter than mine.

OK, here's the other one. I think this one is funnier -- it's based on the premise "What do mermaids drink?" -- but this will show up on my friends' Facebook home pages and since it has a "bad" word in it and I don't want to offend anyone, I'm trying to fill up the entire teaser by rambling so nobody will be offended unless they actually click over. OK, I think that's probably long enough. If it's not, I sincerely apologize for making you see a dirty word on your Facebook. I really did try. Also, I assume nobody will mind if the picture has a topless mermaid in it. You can't see much anyway.

So here's a comic haiku I wrote, and it is mine.

Two golden cups and

Nothing to drink but water,

Water, water. Shit!


What do you think?