Friday, May 20, 2011

Attention, people who will be raptured tomorrow:

It's not too late to transfer all your worldly assets over to my name. You won't be needing them anymore.

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  1. Cool! Send me all your bank account numbers and secret passwords and I'll wire it right over, Kuri.

    ; )

  2. I was planning on buying a car but I'm going to wait and see if I can find an abandoned one after the rapture.


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