Friday, May 13, 2011
Is that a symptom of anything? What about cancer? Does cancer make you produce excessive earwax? Oh God, I have ear cancer!
I should see a doctor. I don't know if they'd take me seriously, though.
Me: Doctor, I think I have cancer!
Doctor: I see. Why do you think that?
Me: My left ear produces more earwax than my right!
Probably not a good idea. Of course, I don't have health insurance anyway, so I can't afford to see a doctor in the first place. Or actually, I can afford to see a doctor, but I can't afford cancer treatment if that's what I have. I'll just have to add this to my List of Possible Cancers I May Have But Can't Afford to Get Treated If I Do So I'll Just Ignore These Symptoms.
List of Possible Cancers I May Have But Can't Afford to Get Treated If I Do So I'll Just Ignore These Symptoms
1. Skin cancer
2. Colon cancer
3. Prostate cancer
4. Ear cancer
Yeah, my life kind of sucks.
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