The conversation went like this. Imagine this really aggressive "I'm gonna serve some papers on your ass" tone on the part of the guy who called. My tone, meanwhile, was just as dry as my words.
(I answer the phone) Me: Hello?
Caller: Will someone be available to serve legal papers to?
Me: What? Who is this?
Caller: We need to serve legal papers to Sheila [redacted] today. Will somebody be available to be served legal papers?
Caller: Sheila [redacted]. Do you know her?
Me: Never heard of her.
Caller: We have this contact information for her.
Me: Are you sure you're calling the right number?
Caller (indignant): 'Course I'm calling the right number. [Pause] Oh. [Click]
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