A few nights ago I dreamed about panda bears. In my dream, I made an important discovery: panda bears are really polar bears in disguise. (I'm not sure why, but I think it had something to do with global warming.)
But that wasn't the real problem. The real problem was that polar bears weren't called "polar bears" anymore. They were called "Coors Light." This meant that if someone was in a bar and said something like "Two Coors Lights," the bartender would open a cage and let two polar bears Coors Lights into the bar.