Some pictures immediately tell a story. Like this one:
John thought that he could face Vampire Jesus alone, armed only with a hammer and a wooden stake, but Jesus was ready for him. John would be the first of his disciples, but he wouldn't be the last. Soon there would be 11 more, and Vampire Jesus would have a full coven of 12.
Here's a slightly improved version:
And before you Christians get all excited about me "mocking Jesus," read this.
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