Saturday, October 20, 2012

Who said it: Mitt Romney or Jean Claude Van Damme?


Hard to tell these guys apart. See if you can.
  1. A cookie has no soul, it’s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’s the potential for life.
  2. When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
  3. I love Big Bird. I actually like you, too.
  4. I love people. I love life. I love animals. I love friendship and it’s good for people to know that.
  5. I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.
  6. When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no -- and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem.
  7. In the year 3000, people are going to speak with sound waves. Don’t think I’m crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too.
  8. Who let the dogs out? Who! Who!
  9. God gave me a great body and it’s my duty to take care of my physical temple.
  10. I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of American believe in.
  11. When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!
  12. I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.
  13. Everything seems right here. ...the trees are the right height. The grass is the right color for this time of year, kind of a brownish-greenish sort of thing.
  14. Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It’s soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.
Answers: 1. JCVD, 2. MR, 3. MR, 4. JCVD, 5. JCVD, 6. MR, 7. JCVD, 8. MR 9. JCVD, 10. M,R 11. JCVD, 12. MR, 13. MR, 14. JCVD
Van Damme quotes from Studious Bison; Romney quotes from all over teh interwebs

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2 comments:

  1. Oh, that's exactly the America I believe I believe in, and specifically, where is the place that is right, with the right-height trees? I want to go there too. My trees are all a little off.

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  2. The trees are in Michigan. Not many non-arborists know this, but trees are measured in MSTUs -- Michigan Standard Tree Units. All the trees in Michigan are exactly 1 MSTU tall.

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