All in a day's work at the TSA: Harassing seniors (and "losing" their money), terrorizing toddlers and handicapped children, and taking bribes from drug couriers.
I said, "Pretend you've got no money." She just laughed and said, "Oh, you're so funny."
The Higgs boson explained.
Feel the Christian love.
A letter from Hemingway to F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Boy's soccer ball lost in Japanese tsunami found in Alaska.
Oh, you sexy geek!
Agent Jeffrey's trained eyes rolled carefully around the room, taking in the sights and sounds.
Homeopaths on homeopathy.
Forget it, Jake. It's Walmart.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Kuri analyzes (not so) Great Art: Vampire Jesus Strikes Again!
Some pictures immediately tell a story. Like this one:
John thought that he could face Vampire Jesus alone, armed only with a hammer and a wooden stake, but Jesus was ready for him. John would be the first of his disciples, but he wouldn't be the last. Soon there would be 11 more, and Vampire Jesus would have a full coven of 12.
Here's a slightly improved version:
And before you Christians get all excited about me "mocking Jesus," read this.
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John thought that he could face Vampire Jesus alone, armed only with a hammer and a wooden stake, but Jesus was ready for him. John would be the first of his disciples, but he wouldn't be the last. Soon there would be 11 more, and Vampire Jesus would have a full coven of 12.
Here's a slightly improved version:
And before you Christians get all excited about me "mocking Jesus," read this.
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Sunday, April 15, 2012
Good Reads/Random Cool Sites (4/15/2012)
Class warfare! edition.
"Being a wealthy stay at home mom is a full time career while being a poor stay at home mom is undignified and lazy."
Welfare limits leave poor adrift in recession.
Wells Fargo is "a band of marauders that our society treats as legitimate because the perpetrators wear suits and can afford to hire lobbyists."
When Mormons were socialists.
Russian Orthodox Church leader caught wearing $30,000 watch, has it (badly) Photoshopped out of picture, and lies about it.
How my insurance company tried to kill my wife.
Seven rules for recording the police.
A black person may have stolen my bike, so it's OK for me to be racist now.
Pele and the cult of celebrity.
Um, yeah, hi, I'd like to dedicate this song to Ann Romney.
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"Being a wealthy stay at home mom is a full time career while being a poor stay at home mom is undignified and lazy."
Welfare limits leave poor adrift in recession.
Wells Fargo is "a band of marauders that our society treats as legitimate because the perpetrators wear suits and can afford to hire lobbyists."
When Mormons were socialists.
Russian Orthodox Church leader caught wearing $30,000 watch, has it (badly) Photoshopped out of picture, and lies about it.
How my insurance company tried to kill my wife.
Seven rules for recording the police.
A black person may have stolen my bike, so it's OK for me to be racist now.
Pele and the cult of celebrity.
Um, yeah, hi, I'd like to dedicate this song to Ann Romney.
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Monday, April 02, 2012
Good Reads/Random Cool Sites (4/2/2012)
Whose side the Supreme Court is really on.
Visualization of rhetorical and logical fallacies.
Breastfeeding riot in Sweden.
Did language emerge from the neural system used for throwing?
About those racist Hunger Games fans.
Interesting interview with Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister), whose career suffered because he refused to play elves and leprechauns.
Darth Vader is one of the gargoyles on the Washington National Cathedral.
Complete Game of Thrones Season 2 plot leaked.
Colonel Walid Nassar tries to join a Confederate War College seminar.
Invisible man arrested for failure to appear.
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Visualization of rhetorical and logical fallacies.
Breastfeeding riot in Sweden.
Did language emerge from the neural system used for throwing?
About those racist Hunger Games fans.
Interesting interview with Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister), whose career suffered because he refused to play elves and leprechauns.
Darth Vader is one of the gargoyles on the Washington National Cathedral.
Complete Game of Thrones Season 2 plot leaked.
Colonel Walid Nassar tries to join a Confederate War College seminar.
Invisible man arrested for failure to appear.
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Sunday, April 01, 2012
Dog on a unicycle!
A dog on a unicycle! Does a backflip! Incredible!
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